Losers Suck

You fucking losers may be too shy to go glory holing for now, but you are still going to learn to suck huge cum-squirting dicks. You fucking suck at fucking, so you will need to get fucking good at cock sucking.

Go right now to the adult store and buy a dildo just like mine. Either pink or black will be fine. Then strip naked, open your computer to some hot gay porn, and give perverted and persuasive Payton a call.

Lesson One for Deep Throating Losers is about to begin, with my help.